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I met a witch once
she was about to eat me alive
but before she was on the verge to
I asked her, "why?"

She was suddenly confused
startled by the question,
and she said,
"my dear, because I have to eat."
then I asked why she had bloody feet

She was starting to get annoyed
and she said, "I don't like to talk
and play with my food."
I said, "I apologize madam.
I only wanted to know,
because it seems like no one has taken care of you."

she was rather astonished
and astonished she was
that for a mere second,
simply turned into a pause
she was cackling so much
she had to use her nail like claws
to cover her sharp teeth

"My dear," she said,
"Why do you not flee for your life?"
and the child replied,

"Because I am lost and I have not died.
My parents abandoned me here, and so I have tried.
I have no home, no way, nor alibi."

"Have you given up, my child?"

"Not really, I still have my might."

"Then run," she nodded,
"before I catch you again."

and in the grey woods that day
in the very little light,
a child was set free in spite of a
dangerous hunger, and quite a fright

Alas, the witch died that day,
and that very night
when everything was dipped in silver
in the hushed woods bathed in moonlight

The sun awoke and
the child still searched for the home they longed,
all while hoping to be caught
while they waited and yawned

everyday and at every hour
again for the stranger that belonged
in the home of the green hollows
of the grey lighted woods
to bandage her feet
for the next time they meet.
I am a cannibal
But I'm also a priest
and oh with such delight
I have my human feast

You see they come to my churches
"The House of God"
To abridge all kinds of sins,
onto  my dinner plate
as we pardon all human flaws

You have:
the killers
the rapists
the virgins and the sons
the incest, and diseased
the poor and the rich
and all the homosexualities

and let's not forget
the prostitutes, and gigolos
with all their sexual profanities

They all come to ask their inquisitions
wanting to know the answers from God
as if He could touch them, but instead

I just draw out their blood,
and the loins, but before they all
exchange their coin
in order to liberate themselves from sin
oh sweet indulgences, they let them take whim
all just for sweet forgiveness;
it's okay deliverance only costs a couple of limbs.

I just deliver punishment
However, I do give grace before my meals
after all, it's a burden I have to deal with too
I am not Him, nor am I privileged to deliver whim
I am unworthy, but conviction tells me to be cruel
perhaps I'm just a fool; a crazy old fool.

The best ones are the convicted
fat and full of themselves
after they win a case in front of the judge
but the ones that taste the best are the lawyers
who must stand for what they feel should fall
poor creatures full and conflicted

the miserable ones are the first year medics
who quite can't conceive
why they could not save someone's life
even though they were meant to believe
I don't like them too much,
their lacrimal glands and sinuses get too soggy.

the rich blonde walking suicides
come to ale their pains in my Father's hide
but they are so selfish and blind
corrupted and inclined,
persuaded and refuted,
blessed and confuted

that they sometimes kill themselves outside my door
those are not delightful in the least
they spoil the fun of the feast

sometimes I get runaway children,
they are tender and soft
I might as well stop them now before
they  go spoiled, and aloft

as for the nuns in the convent
they sometimes  sin
within the same skins they are built of
along with other woman;
deprived of a "formal" touch
they have caved into other delights
and oh, I condemn them so for giving in
were they not married alone to the sky?
were they not devoted enough?
Young or old, their skins hidden from light
are so, so cold as you take a bite

even so, their screams are unheard of
if people ask of nuns, I tell the people they are with God
to the children, they turned into doves

I am a cannibal
But I'm also a priest
and in my church
and in my confession stand
I'll give you all my prayers  
along with my hand,
to understand all your penitences
listen to every word in all your sentences
if you give me your full heart in return

Cannibal Priest
Nickelodeon manga.


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Favourite cartoon character: Dunno
I have returned from the hallows that I was hiding was dark in there...
and I have shadow friends that can eat children for breakfast.

Naw. I'm just back but only on a desktop that I must share because my laptop fried.
Yay~ more expenses I can't afford but what else is new?!

But yeah. That's about it. Just living life and breathing in.
Can't wait to return to college; I am loosing my healthy brain cells man.
The lack of human intelligence is effecting me. I scared, I scared!
I mean come on! Example of epic fails:

"Why is your smooth so skin?"


Tootles :3
  • Listening to: Heartbreak (Bare Noize Vocal Edit)
  • Reading: letters and words that form sentences
  • Watching: the screen with moving pictures
  • Playing: with an imaginary friend named "Carl"
  • Eating: everything that can move
  • Drinking: H2O (but it could be other illegal substances?)

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SalamiSandwitch Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks a lot for faving my work, although this is particularly late.
Also... since I'm here, I wanted to know if you would be interested in joining my literary group? We're always looking for new members, and your poetry is very interesting to me. Here's the group: :iconheart-to-paper:

Thanks again! :aww:
BlacK-Kat9 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
SalamiSandwitch Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Great and thank you! Usually I would post a new comment/greeting on your profile, but i don't wanna junk it up. ^^ so here is the greeting that you would usually receive (it contains some of the basic rules):

Thanks for joining :iconheart-to-paper:! On behalf of the group, I want to give you a warm welcome to our literary community! As the humble founder, let me give you some quick tips to get you started in the group:

Bullet; Green Respect one another. Don't post any offensive or rude comments on the deviations in the group or on our home page (not that you would anyways).

Bullet; Green 
Submit to the correct folder. There are descriptions of the folders and what is placed in them, so before you submit, please double check the description if you're not sure. You can also comment on our homepage for a quick response.

Bullet; Green 
Don't spam. If you have a question, then by all means, ask away. If you want to promote a friend, that is acceptable. But if you want to promote yourself (getting more watchers, faves, comments), then be active in the group. Submitting is the best way to earn these things.

Bullet; Green The limit on submissions is very reasonable: three in every folder per day. The only exception is the Featured Folder, there the limit is one per day. (In the future, the limit may change, so stay tuned and read any journals that are posted!)

Thanks again for joining our community of writers! Our disciplinary measures are stated on our home page under "Basic Rules," and so is a link to a more complete version of our group rules.

Have fun! Aww
Your-Demon-Servant Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
konnichiwa, I received an invitation to join your group, I just wanted to ask before even thinking about joining why you wanted me to join in the first place..I'm not that important and not even a great writer I just wondered what you saw that I didn't. gomen'nasai...
BlacK-Kat9 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I saw a poet's gallery and saw talent that could be added to our group. We don't look for professional poets, (though if one is, that's great!) 
Your-Demon-Servant Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
*sigh* daijoubu.
BlacK-Kat9 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Is there something specific that you would like me to comment about in your gallery? 
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DraganTheMighty Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fav.
EngimaticNDN Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
Thanks for reading and taking time to fav :hug:
BlacK-Kat9 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I was going to comment on it right after. I loved the way you ended it. 
"The sun is still too far away" (so going by memory )

So many thought rose up from that one line.

I got inspired but I was in class lol
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